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Brandilynnxd

Honestly...I think I'm smarter, cooler, and funnier than I really am. I love a good pun and Conway Twitty makes me feel uncomfortable...
Aug 30 '14

(Source: bryko)

Aug 30 '14

(Source: katara)

Aug 30 '14
lizclimo:

raisins get no love. 

lizclimo:

raisins get no love. 

Aug 30 '14
Aug 30 '14

fuckinqdeep:

other girls: i lost my virginity at a party last night

me: i lost a follower while i was sleeping

Aug 30 '14

sunevv:

millenniumfalconteahouse:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE

^ this is incredibly accurate

(Source: queencitysavior)

Aug 30 '14
yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

(Source: meowgoesthebear)

Aug 30 '14

arielbeflyy:

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

Bahshahahaha

(Source: drinklust)

Aug 30 '14
thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

Aug 30 '14

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

Aug 30 '14

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod)

Aug 30 '14

yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

Aug 30 '14

catbushandludicrous:

pretty much the same, yeah

Aug 30 '14

inkimyewetrust:

Better than this years entire show

Aug 30 '14

(Source: suchaprettymess)