Honestly...

I think I'm smarter, cooler, and funnier than I really am. I love a good pun and Conway Twitty makes me feel uncomfortable...
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princessstupidmf:

Never get mad at someone with anxiety for apologizing a lot. It’s a coping mechanism and yelling only makes it worse. They don’t need tough love or anything like that. Reassurance that they are fine is the most important thing

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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

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ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

(via onlylolgifs)

deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

(via thegeekyblonde)

titanteddy:

hypnotiqradiance:

ruinedchildhood

Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

It’s like she saw the future or something

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groans:

Excellent

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officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

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preciousegg:

going into a boss battle completely unprepared because you didnt realize it was coming

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(via badwolfguurrll)

the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

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furbearingbrick:

beanie-weenies:

furbearingbrick:

I will forever think of the daffodil as the Noot Noot Flower

I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch

*diabolical laughter*

(via badwolfguurrll)