Honestly...

I think I'm smarter, cooler, and funnier than I really am. I love a good pun and Conway Twitty makes me feel uncomfortable...
Recent Tweets @

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via vegardingdong)

harblkun:

bowtais-are-cool:

bowtais-are-cool:

Hello! My baby!

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Hello! My honey!

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Hello! My ragtime gOOD LORD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Oh my god

this is the most accurate representation of working in 3D I have ever seen

(via vegardingdong)

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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(via vegardingdong)

harrysdupa:

this was the day history was made

(via guiltyniall)

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

(via badwolfguurrll)

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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(via magnificentmysteries)

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

(via jayeryane)

3,841 plays
Mumford & Sons,
Love Your Ground EP

mumfordandsonsblog:

Mumford & Sons
Throwback Thursdays: “The Banjolin Song,” Love Your Ground EP (2008)

(via weheartmumfordandsons)

i just need to get my shit together
me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(via songofthespheres)

sunnyskies-slimthighs:

earthlyflowerchild:

Meditate anywhere, wherever is possible “.

This is beautiful

sunnyskies-slimthighs:

earthlyflowerchild:

Meditate anywhere, wherever is possible “.

This is beautiful

(via jayeryane)

ravendorkholme:

You can tell a lot about someone from how intensely they get into Bohemian Rhapsody

(via rightbrainyourebeinginsane)

knightscrest:

“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”

(via magnificentmysteries)

  • sext: are you for or against the Oxford comma?

menthuthuyoupi:

i wanna die

(via mcflyin)